Superior Court of Unrelenting Schedules
State of California · Department of Inevitable Outcomes
Failure to prepare may result in excessive caffeine consumption, outline-related despair, and suspicious negotiations with your flashcards.
UNTIL: JULY 28, 2026 · CALIFORNIA BAR EXAMINATION
Pursuant to the ancient and mysterious customs of legal education, you are hereby advised that the California Bar Exam approaches with measurable speed and theatrical indifference. Govern yourself accordingly.
Case No. 2026-BAR-DOOM-∞ · In the Matter of Your Future
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